Hey, fellow Boring Game survivors 👋

Just a heads up: I’m deep in the trenches working on the next update for The Boring Game. The plan? Ship it in about 2 weeks… or whenever I finally win my battle with these bugs (and my attention span). So, let’s call it “soon-ish.”Here’s what I’m actually fixing right now:

🧯 Audio That Actually Listens

You know how muting the game sometimes… didn’t? Yeah, that’s getting sorted. No more surprise background music sneaking up on you when you just want silence.

💥 Mega Form Meltdowns

If the Mega Form crashed the game right after you finished it, trust me, I felt that pain too. I’m on it—should be way less crashy next time.

🐛 Other Boring Bugs

I’m cleaning up a bunch of weird little issues behind the scenes. The goal: fewer random crashes, more gloriously uneventful gameplay.

Version: v1.0.1 (Patch in progress. Not calling it v2 until I earn it.)ETA: “2 weeks” (give or take a YouTube binge or a keyboard coffee spill)

Got Bugs? Got Boring Ideas?

If you spot something broken, or you’ve got a genius idea to make the game even more soul-crushing (in a good way), let me know!

Thanks for playing The Boring Game. You’re all making boredom look easy.

— Humble Man ✍️